funny things kids say 2018

Dylan is 8 and ryan is 6
April 2018:

Dylan: "Daddy i would never do that.. (he was watching a kid cheat on tv) I'm hindu like come on!"

Ryan: i never had the opportunity to read to the dog

Dylan said to Ryan: come here hold my shift key down i don't want to use both hands..ok now leave.

Dylan said to me: (when I was treating his back for his strained muscle) do you have insurance? well I guess you didnt need it this time- you just dodged a bullet!

2017.. im going to start journaling again!

Quotes i like..

Funny things that Dylan says

Our sitter is 16.
Dylan said "if Vita is an adult, why does she still go to school?"

Hubby said the mini cooper (his new toy car) will not like it if you poo inside it. (in attempt to go to the toilet before going outside
Dylan "Daddy, can I tell you something,  cars can't talk"

Our friend recounted that we went to a restaurant and Dylan went up to an old man who was drinking his drink. He went up to the man and said "come on..you can do it..finish it all up!"

The other day we went to a restaurant and he wanted to leave and go home and watch TV,  he says to the waiter, can I just get a box?

We were at the mall in Califonia a few months ago and he sees an employee at Nordstrom who was dressed beautifully in silver and pink and she had blond hair. Dylan asks her "excuse me, are you a princess?"

He says adult toothpaste is "too spicy"

Dylan is sleeping in his own bed!

After years of sleeping in a crib (well since 3 months of age) Dylan is now sleeping in a big boy bed and he loves it!

Running behind Ryan

Today was Dylan's first day wearing regular underwear!!! No more diapers:)

January

Einstein's Bagel

Brunch at Egg Harbour

Checking out the puppy's at the mall!

Brothers watching a movie..likely Thomas the train